Hi. Iím John Clare, and this is my personal website. I live in Western New York, USA, with my wonderful wife, two daughters, one cat and one awesome little dog. Please know that I am not John Clare, the English poet. He died in 1864.

You might think this website is way out of date, and you would be right. Particularly if you look at these two little girls who are nearly grown up now. My apologies for what's old, broken or lame. It's just a personal website.

Sadly, no pictures of Charlie here. Needs more dog.

Enter johnclare.com...

...unless you're still a Trump supporter. I'm no saint, but I draw the line at Nazis. I'm not kidding.