Hi. I’m John Clare, and this is my personal website. I live in Western New York, USA, with my wonderful wife, two daughters, and one awesome little dog. Please know that I am not John Clare, the English poet. He died in 1864.

You might think this website is way out of date, and you would be right. These two adorable little girls are actually college students now. Isn't that amazing? My apologies for what's old, broken or lame. It's just a personal website.

Sadly, no pictures of Charlie here. Needs more dog.

Enter johnclare.com...

...unless you're still a Trump supporter. I'm no saint, but I draw the line at normalizing Nazis. I'm not kidding.