Hi. Iím John Clare, and this is my personal website. I live in Western New York, USA, with my wonderful wife, two daughters, two cats and one awesome little dog. Please know that I am not John Clare, the English poet. He died in 1864.

You might think this website is way out of date, and you wouldn't be wrong. Particularly if you look at these two little girls who are nearly grown up now. My appologies for what's old, broken or lame. It's just a personal website.

Also, if you're a US Citizen and you voted for Trump because you always vote Republican, or you just didn't care, then do not expect sympathy from decent people. You own that shame, and good luck with that. However, if you support Trump because he represents your values (sic), then fuck you, you un-American piece of shit.

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